1) Sleep with or without clothes on?
usually i sleep with my underpants on. also too many things tied around my wrists. sometimes a hat.

2)Prefer black or blue pens?
i like Pilot Precise V.5 rolling ball fine tip pens. all colors.

3) Dress up on Halloween??
of course i don't.

4) Like to travel?
i do not. i like my house. sometimes a road trip. but mostly my house.

5) Like Someone?
ayrn. there! i said it. i like ayrn cromeenes.

6) Do they know?
she's too self involved to know anything

7)Who sleeps with you every night?
winston or a banana

8) Think you're attractive?
i think i look like that nazi girl in American History X

9) Want to get married?
will my wife cook me dinner?

11) Are you a good student?
i am a great student. better t.v. watcher though.

12) Are you currently happy?
currently i am happy. i am at work. and there is no worker bee. we are interviewing someone tomorrow that i think i will like.

13) Have you ever cheated?? Been cheated on??
my "cheating" wasn't really. it was mostly just dumb. and yes. i have been cheated on. that person will not be going to heaven.

14) Birthplace?
mt. vernon. now look up my chart.

15) Christmas or Halloween?
christmas. duh.

16) Coloured or black-and-white photo?
i like pictures taken on camera phones

17) Do long distance relationships work?
i think most relationships are horseshit.

19) Do you believe in love at first sight?
i believe in jesuschrist superstar. that is all.

20) Do you consider yourself the life of the party?
i consider myself AWESOME.

21) Do you drink?
orange julius please. triple berry smoothie!!

22) Do you make fun of people?
only people with goiters. or midgets. well not midgets. but people like the worker bee. who is technically not a midget but she is shorter than me and it really grosses me out. so i guess i don't even make fun of her. i mostly gag when i think of her tiny arms and her weird grandma shoes.

23) Do you think dreams eventually come true?
the dream of me meeting Judas. probably not. how about the dream of using every helpful hint in my Martha-pedia. YES. i believe this will happen.

24) Favorite fictional character?
jesus.

25) Go to the movies or rent?
netflix ya'll

26) Have you ever moved?
this question makes me sick to my stomach.

27) Have you ever stolen anything?
stealing is for sinners.

28) How's the weather right now?
my cube is worker bee free. although, i've been very gassy this morning. so.. it's alright.

29) Last time you cut your hair?
ellie cut my hair the other day. heather got mad and did disgusting things. i hope she gets aids or bv or something.

30) Last person you talked to on the phone?
my mom of course.

31) Last time you showered?
... um...

32) Loud or soft music?
i like to listen to people talking on the radio.

33) Mcdonalds or Burger King?
#2 with a diet coke please.

34) Day or night?
i'm a fisherman by choice and an asshole by trade.

35) Number of pillows?
pills?

36) Piano or guitar?
go banjo or go home.

37) Future job?
being in debt sounds good to me!

38) Current job?
idiot.

39) Current love?
i already told you!! ayrn. i love ayrn!

40) Current longing?
more school please. more books please. i would also like that hoodie aysha has. also. i would like some more money. cause i'm in serious debt right now. well. on the verge of it anyway.

41) Current disappointment?
paying for a broken heart. (not in an emo way.. idiots. i'm talking medical bills here folks.)

42) Current annoyancce.
i have to pee. for the 4th time today. i'm trying to drink more water and it's really getting old.

43) Last thing you ate?
tea. black. with honey. two stir straws.

44) Last thing you bought?
i just ordered a pair of glasses online.

45) Most recent thing you are looking forward to?
being boring. also May 18th.

46) What are you hearing right now?
the funny things i think in my head.

47) Plans for the weekend?
yes. yes. i have some.

48) What did you do today?
well. i woke up. got to work. sat in my cube. farted a little. watched matt dance again. drank some tea. then jerry got here. i was still farting. we talked about oatmeal and poop. now it's now.

49) Pick a lyric, any lyrics or song?
you started to believe. the things they say of you. you really do believe this talk of god is TRUUUUUUUEE.

50) Pick a movie quote?
i'm a Neu Wave Hooker.nload from myspace and include here.